ball till u fall


 

 

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain


 

bigbigbigday006:

Appropriate response to everything Peeta Mellark does in the entire series.


 

whetaver:

when someone says they dont like dogs

image


 

 

"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."

 
- Unknown  (via wolf-cub)

 

 

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image


 

"Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!"

 
- I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you  (via emiliaclarke)